what dress to wear for second wedding

I love this Story!
A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she
opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?
She replied " No, not always, but my husband
refused to accompany me shopping today because
of football match, so I took the remote."
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her
The story continues....
The cashier laughed and then returned all the
items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he what dress to wear for second wedding
was doing.
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your
Story continues....
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse
and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his
own card.
*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom
of your WIFE..*
Story continues...
After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE
*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is
smart enough to save him!*
Story continues....
She smiled to herself and reached out for the
mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded
She had taken it with the remote control so he
doesn't call her during her shopping.
She bought her items and returned home happily.
*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*
Story continues....
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was pasted on the door
"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys
to watch the premiership match. Will be home late.
Call me on my phone if you need something".
Dawn... He left with the house key too.
*Moral: Don't try to control your husband.
You will always lose.
# slowyarnz