Robert Mugabe will be remembered for his delicious quotes.
Which one is your best?
1--A girl can be 21 with 2 kids while another one can be 18 with 3 abortions but the society will judge the 21 year old simply because her decisions are visible.
2--Most men cheat with their wedding ring on their finger. And you think your boyfriend won’t cheat coz YOU'RE his profile picture??
3--We are living in a generation where lovers are free to touch each others private parts but cannot touch each others phone.
4--All I hear is “NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE”. If that was God’s plan then u would have receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
5--Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool, the only problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on your face.
6--Love is when your boyfriend catches you naked with another man and says honey dress up and we go home.
7--Some girls of today can’t jog for five minutes, but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hours. Your level of selfish demands a one week crusade.
8--Women with beauty and no brains, its your private part that suffers the most.
9--Whenever things start going on well in your life, the devil comes along and gives u a girlfriend.
10—Teachers are my friend and I feel for Women who are married to Teachers, instead of finding money in the pocket when washing, they find Chalk or list of noise makers. code for semi formal items
11-- ON EARNING: Never depend on single income.Make investment to create a second chance.
12. ON SPENDING: If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things
13. ON SAVINGS: Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
14. ON TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
15. ON INVESTMENT: Do not put all eggs in one basket.
16. ON EXPECTATIONS: Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.